Glee Quotes

Kurt: You have a week to lose 10 pounds. It’s like trying to lose one of my butt cheeks.

Sue: I’m sure Figgins will mumble something nervously and then pretend to take a phone call. I happen to be blackmailing him.

Sue: I will no longer be carrying around photo ID. Know why? People should know who I am.

Sue [to Kurt and Mercedes]: How do you two not have a show on Bravo?

Kurt: You shouldn’t be embarrassed about your boy. Mercedes: Embarrassed ? I’m worried about showing too much skin and causing a sex riot.

Sue: Mercedes, your vocal chords have had more fantastic runs than a Kenyan track team.

Puck: I am not down with this. I like being a dude.

Will: You took ownership of your body when you said you didn’t wanna sleep with me… and then ran out of my apartment with no shoes on.

Santana: I’ve noticed it takes about 20 times until a feeling of accomplishment really kicks in.

Jesse: Just come out so we can talk. Or sing about it.