Glee Quotes

Ms. Corcoran: It’s like watching beige paint drop… I want a look that’s so optimistic, it could cure cancer.

Sue: I’m engorged with venom, and triumph.

Sue: You may be two of the stupidest teens I’ve ever encountered – and that’s saying something. I once taught a cheerleading seminar to…

Rachel: We know our Romeo and Juliet romance will be an issue. But our true respect for each other’s talent will carry us through.

Emma: I haven’t been intimate in a very, very long time. Will: How long? Emma: Ever.

Brittany: Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

Cheerleader: You buy us dinner and we make out in front of you. It’s like the best deal ever.

Sue: Hey, buddy. Get a haircut? It looks awful.

Kurt: I feel like Lady GaGa.

Rachel: I’m nervous. Jesse: I remember when I used to get nervous.