Glee Quotes

Quinn: I give it 15 minutes until the first one quits, or tries to commit suicide.

Sue: I will not be satisfied until glee club is disbanded.

Finn: What’s a cliche? Is that a bad thing?

Will: Being a boy band did wonders for my love life… we started doing it once a week.

Emma: They say it takes more certainty than talent to be a star. Just look at John Stamos.

Will’s dad: Being a good father is all about guts. And you’ve got about six months to see if you have any.

Will: My father always said you’d become a man when you bought your first house. I’m not sure what he meant though because he burned ours…

Finn: I want to do glee. I’m really happy when I perform. Quinn: People think you’re gay now, Finn. And you know what that makes me? Your…

Sue: That was the most offensive thing I’ve seen in 20 years of teaching — and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.

Rachel: Girls want sex just as much as guys do!