Glee Quotes

Rachel: I’m pretty sure she just stole my comforter. Kurt: Bitch took my pillow.

Kurt: [to Santana] We just got off the phone with Brody. Did you confront him at NYADA with a Paula Abdul song?

Sue: It’s time to perfect my Nicki Minaj where the hell did that come from cuckoo for cocoa puffs crazy pants threat.

Marley: [to Jake] I love you, and that means something to me. It’s not just words.

Santana: [to Rachel] My psychic Mexican third eye is never wrong.

Will: Don’t act like you’re above these kids, Finn. Not that long ago you were one of them.

Blaine: I’m not rejoining the Cheerios. Sue: Oh you most certainly are. Or something unfortunate will most likely be happening to you…

Santana: Rachel, you can’t just blow past this like nothing ever happened. This is a wake-up call. This is an opportunity for you to take…

Will: [to Finn] Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy mopes around and sits on his ass until his best man helps save the day. Thank you.

Will: If you were to write yourself a pamphlet, what would it be called? Emma: ‘So You’re Freaking Out Because The Man You’re Supposed to…