Glee Quotes

Jake: Hold on. Did you seriously just call yourself ‘Megastud’? Ryder: It’s my alter-ego. Jake: So your superhero of choice is to be me?

Finn: [to Coach Beist] I think it’s just that the glee club just doesn’t see me as an adult. Ugh, god, is that what coffee tastes like?…

Beist: [to Finn] I’m the Beistmaster. Blaine said I couldn’t be faculty adviser unless I dressed up once a week. I’m from the planet…

Finn: The theme is ‘Foreigner.’ We’re going to sing songs by Foreigner, in foreign languages, wearing all the costumes of the world’s…

Jake: What kind of name is Ryder Lynn anyway? Because it sounds like your parents named you after a cowgirl doll who comes with her own…

Will: I have so much to thank you guys for. Not just for making every day of my life an absolute joy, but for giving me this chance to…

Kurt: [to Blaine] Relationships are about trust. And I don’t trust you anymore.

Rachel: [to Finn] You know, I don’t really know what’s going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make…

Finn: Were you crying about me? Rachel: I wasn’t crying about you. Finn: Oh.

Finn: Have you been crying? Rachel: No, I’m fine. Finn: For two years, I was the guy you came to with every little problem. Are we just…