Glee Quotes

Beiste: [to Emma] Pumpkin, Will loves you like a farmer loves his blue ribbon pig.

Will: In Shakespeare’s time, all the female roles were played by men. Sue: There’s no way that’s true.

Finn: Okay, we need to do that thing where we call people back. What’s that called? Mercedes, Mike, and Artie: Callbacks.

Finn: Hey, what are you doing? Ryder: Studying. Finn: In study hall? I think you’re the first.

Sue: [to Marley] I’m trying to think of a mean nickname for you and I’m blanking.

Beiste: [to Finn] You wanna know the thing about you that makes you special? It’s not the singing or the dancing or the way you threw the…

Sam: ‘Greased Lightning’ is my cell phone ringtone and I’ve been knocked out by a car door before, so I was really looking forward to…

Artie: Wow. I’ve never seen Blaine so…Masterpiece Theatre.

Blaine: Since Kurt and I broke up I haven’t slept, I’ve lost my appetite, and I don’t even gel on weekends.

Finn: Wow. What am I going to do with my life? I don’t have my girl. I don’t have a job. I don’t have a place in this world. Rachel: You…