Glee Quotes

Brittany: Ah, young love. Blaine: Do you remember when you started dating Santana and I started dating Kurt back before everyone was so…

Brody: Wow, you’re smokin’. Rachel: It’s actually the duck. Brody: No, it’s…it’s you.

Artie: Sugar asked me out on a date. She invited me to go horseback riding. I’m just hoping it doesn’t involve being towed.

Rachel: It’s pretty amazing what a good makeover can do. It’s like you change the outside and the inside just follows. Brody: I think…

Kurt: It’s so funny how a new image can change everything. Isabelle: Oh, I sure hope you never lose that. Kurt: What? Isabelle: Oh, just…

Blaine: Brittany S. Pierce in her last term accomplished absolutely nothing except plan a dinosaur-themed prom and ban the use of hair…

Sam: Hey dude, uh, now that you made me over, can I give you some advice? Blaine: Yeah, sure. Sam: Lose the bow tie. Blaine: What? Sam:…

Blaine: [to Kurt] You’re hanging out with fashion goddess Isabelle Wright. And I’m running for Student Body President with a former…

Kurt: We’re not in Ohio anymore, Rachel.

Artie: I mean, it’s no secret that a woman loves a man in power, and don’t take this personally, but before I graduate I would like to…