Glee Quotes

Finn: There’s a lot of teachers at this school who teacher their students important things like how to drive and fractions, but you…

Lindsay Lohan: I show up here and there’s not even a red button to push and a chair to spin me around where I can then point at a kid on…

Lindsay Lohan: I’m here, Perez, because I care about young artists chasing their impossible dreams. I know them. I feel them. I was them….

Lindsay: Whoa whoa whoa. Oh my god. Seriously? Did you just blog about me during that last performance? Perez: You’re welcome. It’s…

Finn: This is your moment. Okay? Three years in the making. Forget about everything else. Take it.

Sue: Dick Butkis, I beg of you, chew your cud with your mouth closed. Beiste: Sorry. I’m as nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking…

Mercedes: I have so many steroids running through my body right now I may turn into the Incredible Hulk if you piss me off.

Finn: Carmen Tibideaux is coming and we’re gonna be perfect. And then we’re gonna get married and I’m gonna smash this glass and then…

Santana: I know, I’m sorry. I always go to the yelling place. I have rage.

Sue: With Monique down for the count, we are entering The Hunger Games of show choir competition without one of our most powerful voices.