Glee Quotes

Brittany: Maybe it’s our job as young, hot progressives to educate older, scary farts.

Santana: Last I heard she was on Facebook posting about her diverticulitis trolling for sympathy. Brittany: See? It’s even more…

Santana: [to Brittany] My whole life, I’ve dreamt of my wedding with her sitting in the front row, bawling. And believe me if I could get…

Mercedes: You wanna know what the best thing is about having our gift? It’s always there like a good friend. When you open your mouth,…

Mercedes: Well, I’m all for what you’re doing here as long as it’s a part of the Rachel Berry Rebuilding Project because sooner or later…

Sam: Look, I’ll admit it, Rachel, I have a little thing for you, and with a nudge or two it could probably grow into a big thing, but…

Kitty: I expect to make fun of all of you at some point, fat kid, gay boy, creepy incest twins, other girl, but I never want to hear any…

Sam: Look man. Every movement needs a leader, someone to step out into the light and say this is me, this is who I am, and this is what I…

Kitty: Look, I may not have lived in some vague outer borough of New York City, but there’s a reason I’m the only glee kid who survived…

Sue: Operation Break Rachel’s Heart While Sabotaging the New Directions is proceeding very nicely. Sam: Have you thought about using a…