Glee Quotes

Sue: It’s in my DNA to be intense, okay, just like it’s in Porcelain’s DNA to poop rainbow glitter.

Blaine: Can’t you just support me? Cooper: I’m sorry. Are you talking to me right now? Because I can’t tell if you are talking to me if…

Cooper: Other choices I can plan ahead of time: screaming all my lines! Because I’m really intense. And the things I’m feeling are really…

Cooper: The key to a dramatic scene is pointing. When people are really emotional, they point their fingers a lot. Blaine: That’s not…

Sue: Will you sign my breast? Cooper: My pleasure. “Keep on dreaming. Yours … Cooper Anderson.”

Sue: Hey, Mercedes, who you texting? Mercedes: I’m not texting anyone, I’m donating to the Obama campaign…

Quinn: I could have easily become one of those creepy memorial pages in the yearbook, but by the grace of God, I’m here. Believe it or…

Santana: Earlier today, Artie asked if he could make a gigantic omelet when I’m done with the ostrich eggs I’m smuggling in my bra.

Sue [to Quinn]: You proved that it’s never too late to turn your life around.

Brittany: I want Lord Tubbington to kicking his ecstasy addiction.