Glee Quotes

Sue: You can maybe go one day without the driving clothes. It’s a wheel chair Artie, not a Porsche.

Mr. Pillsbury: Just be grateful Comrade Obama still allows Christmas.

Finn: I wanna do something special, like my dad. But without the whole dying part.

Coach Roz [to Sam]: If you pee in my pool, I will kill you.

Finn: You’re in synchronized swimming and glee club. That’s like some kind of death wish.

Sugar [to Artie]: I’m really worried people are gonna think your legs look thinner than my arms.

Sue: For God’s sake, Amelia, it’s 2012. If you wanna marry Will Schuester, ask him.

Is that a mohawk, Puckerman, or did someone glue a squirrel to your head?

Betty: I, Betty Faye Jackson, am the hottest bitch at McKinley High School… you may be wondering why I sound like the Queen of England….

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