Glee Quotes

Brittany: [to Kurt] You know, these Mounds bars are delicious, but you have to eat them. If you just hold them in your hand hoping that…

Blaine: Where’s the bed? Brittany: I removed it because when I imagined you two having sex I imagined a U-haul mounting a moped.

Sue: [to Spencer] I’m actually kind of jealous of all the snooping around you’ve been able to do without detection. It’s like you’re…

Santana: So, I figure that this is as good a place as any to ask you this question, mainly because it’s going to really upset all the…

Sue: [to Becky] Oh, honey. All healthy relationships are built on lies! You know what? I’m pretty sure that’s why I ended up divorcing…

Brittany: As a math genius, I am one of the few people who understand the concept of infinity and I will love you until infinity, Santana…

Brittany: [to Santana] Okay, I may be a genius, but how can I argue with the logic of your giant, generous heart?

Coach Beiste: [to Spencer] You take Fred Flintstone off his brontasaurus, all he is is Wilma with a set of man plumbs. Conversation over.

Spencer: You want me to infiltrate the glee club and be terrible on purpose so everyone gets demoralized and quits? Sue: Works every time.

Roderick: Are you here to beat me up? Let me get into the fetal position first.