Gossip Girl Quotes

Blair: What are you doing here? Dan: Hello to you too.

Nate: You know what? A celebratory sounds like a good after-party. Maybe you could get an advance, pick up the check. The Captain: At the…

Howard: You gettin’ soft kid? Nate: No, I’m getting bursitis. That was mile nine. Maybe we should head back. Howard: I feel like I’m 20…

Chuck: As I see it, we have two distinct goals. I want to block the sale of Bass Industries, you want to get ol’ Ben out of jail. A…

Gossip Girl: Watch your back, Lily. These kids are definitely not alright.

Dan: Crazy question, but why isn’t Ben just going after Lily himself? Serena: Because he knows she’ll go to the cops and tell them what…

Penelope: Do you know how many women would kill to work with your mother? Blair: Yes. And they’re the Jenny Humphreys of the world.

Eleanor: Oh. Honey, that reminds me. I was thinking, why not work with me at Waldorf Designs? You love fashion. Blair: Well I also love a…

Dan: I’m sorry. I know you were hoping for some closure. Serena: Well my mom’s deviousness is the gift that keeps on giving, so for now…

Serena: So, how was your break? What did you do? Dan: Why, what’d you hear?