Gossip Girl Quotes

Serena: Your daughter wakes up alone, drugged in an empty motel room, and you don’t call the cops? You don’t ask if she’s OK or what…

Blair: [to Dorota] I see your brain trying to translate the implications from Polish.

Nate: Relax, man, girls know that when a guy says that during it doesn’t mean ‘I love you,’ it means ‘I love having sex with you.’

Blair: As long as I’m with you, I’m Hillary in the White House. And I want to be Hillary, Secretary of State. Except with better hair.

Serena: [to Eric] You’re my little brother. You’re not enough.

Dorota: Mister Chuck not seem like a ‘blurter.’

Juliet: Vanessa? You really need to start showing more initiative. Jenny’s carrying you on this thing.

Chuck: Nothing like a friendly benefit to start a day of meetings about getting the Empire back on top. Blair: You do thrive in that…

Dan: Don’t think this means I’ve been calling out your name in my sleep. Nate: I haven’t been writing Mrs. Dan Humphrey in my notebook.

Chuck: Look at Brad and Angelina. They take turns on top! Blair: But Angelina won an Oscar first.