Gossip Girl Quotes

Blair: What if I need to go through sex rehab like Jesse James?

Serena: [to Dan] Why do you have mad face?

Vanessa: Let me see, writing a paper on Hannah Arendt? Or a secret mission that might help me clear my name. Let me grab my bag.

Blair: [to Serena] Do you forget what happens to you on vacation? There’s a reason you never get a tan line.

Blair: It’s just your ordinary, run of the mill ex sex, fueled by the most common of aphrodisiacs: mutual loathing and disdain. Serena:…

Blair: Okay, it’s just sex, and a one-time thing at that! Or, maybe a five-time thing. Or, let’s be honest, I’ve lost count how many times.

Juliet: I saw the way you were looking at Serena van der Woodsen at Blair Waldorf’s party the other night.

Chuck: Closure. The unattainable goal. In my personal experience the closest I’ve come to getting it is through massive amounts of hate…

Juliet: Nate, this isn’t me. You know that. Nate: How would I ever believe anything you say again? Blair: Well you can believe the part…

Chuck: [to Juliet] Your obsession with Serena has grown tiresome. Blair: [also to Juliet] Just because you have no money and delusions of…