Gossip Girl Quotes

Dorota: How can she even see time through all that sparkly?

Blair: Chuck gave Eva a limited edition Baignoire Cartier watch. Gossip Girl even has a whole thread where people can guess how much it…

Dorota: Sorry, Miss Blair. No papers today. I think maybe 8H steal them again. Blair: Dorota. We both know it was you, not Susan Lucci,…

Gossip Girl: Trouble is moving in, and it’s looking to make the Upper East Side its bitch.

Dan: But this is all just a cover because you’re really a Russian spy like those women in Westchester. Georgina: No, I mean not that I…

Gossip Girl: If [Georgina’s] flown the coop, who’s cleaning up her baby’s poop?

Juliet: The girls all want to borrow your clothes, and the boys all want to take them off. Blair: Thank you for the warning on both counts.

Serena: Did you just get a key? Girl: Yep. And my mom said I’d never get in unless I lost 10 pounds. She’s a bitch.

Blair: [to Eva] Oh, and if I were you, I’d accessorize with some gloves. Not even a manicure can disguise those peasant hands.

Eva: Everything’s so different, I keep wanting to call [Chuck] Henry.