Gossip Girl Quotes

Blair: I want to hear all about how Brown offers a major in raw foods.

Serena: I wouldn’t worry about Chuck … any normal summer he’s drunk on some island where polygamy is legal. Given everything that…

Blair: As much as I’m going to miss you while you’re in Providence, having separate lives ensures no competition, which means no high…

Dan: Last time we spoke you’d made it through all the Ts. Nate: Let’s just say V is for Vivid and leave it at that.

Blair: I don’t care about dating a prince. I don’t care about dating anyone. I just care about you. I really need my friend right now.

Serena: Seriously? No one’s gonna believe that. Blair: Wanna bet?

Gossip Girl: Napoleon once said that secrets travel fast in Paris. But Gossip Girl travels faster. Bisou bisou.

Eva: Welcome to Paris, Henry. Chuck: Let’s go home.

Lily: It’s from France. Hello? Yes this is she. Oh my god, is it Serena? Is she okay? Okay, I will. Rufus: What? What is it? Lily: A body…

Gossip Girl: We hear Baccarat just updated its menu. Louis: I thought it was fate. But I guess not. Blair: No no! It is fate. It’s…