Gossip Girl Quotes

Nate: I’m surprised Blair’s not here. Are you guys in another fight? Chuck: A fight implies time and energy. This is more of an ongoing,…

Eric: She’s still the same Jenny underneath. She just has to wear the mask for school. Jonathan: That mask is becoming her face.

Blair: Are you upset because you kissed a guy? Chuck: I’m upset because I kissed someone who wasn’t you. Do you really think I’ve never…

Chuck: You were late. Blair: I got caught in a text flurry with Dorota. I’m sorry.

Minion: Vanessa is giving the toast again, and she’s got some big pink claw thing! Blair: Well, I don’t know about that. However, phase…

Blair: You! Vanessa: Yeah, Blair, me.

Chuck: You okay? Blair: No, no! No I am not okay!

Chuck: Bad dream? Don’t tell me it was Charade again. I know how terrifying you find Walter Matthau. Blair: Worse. I was in All About Eve.

Blair: I’ve never been Bette Davis before. I’m Audrey Hepburn! Not some plain baby Jane. Chuck: We both know this is about NYU. Now it…

Serena: Please tell me this is a joke. Nate: Don’t worry. I have an idea.