Gossip Girl Quotes

Georgina: That was pathetic. Haven’t you ever tried to get somebody to dump a celebrity before? Vanessa: No.

Georgina: Why won’t he respond to any of my calls or my texts or my animated e-cards? Vanessa: Are you serious? Georgina: The last one I…

Nate: So you’re happy with Chuck. Don’t I deserve to be happy as well? Blair: Trust me, Nate, I know women, and none of us are that nice.

Dan: The toilets in Tokyo talk!

Vanessa: Why are you using my screen name again? Dan: Because every time I log on, Georgina pounces on my IM.

Chuck: So Bree, you went home last week? Bree: Yeah, I tried to mend the whole I’m-dating-a-Vanderbilt fence. Didn’t work. We’re…

Carter: Go, talk to her. Serena: Fine. Please, take my place at dim sum with my friends. Carter: Dumplings with Blair and Chuck? Serena:…

Chuck: Look, I love you, but just because Nate liking Bree doesn’t make her a piranha. And Serena liking Carter doesn’t make him a…

Chuck: Look … I may loathe the guy, but he didn’t have to own up to anything. I bought him a ticket out of town. He risked a lot,…

Blair: I just need to know that, in this misbegotten corner of Manhattan, wealth, ambition, and moral laxity are still alive and well.