Gossip Girl Quotes

Blair: [to Jenny] Did you really think this little stunt would help you win back queen?! I will make your life a living hell! I- Jenny:…

Chuck: Blair’s gone Colonel Kurtz. She needs to be brought back to Earth. Help me. And I’ll help you take over the crown. Jenny: They…

Nate: [to Dan] How have you never heard of Olivia Burke?! I thought you lived in Brooklyn, not a cave.

Chuck: Morning, Beautiful. Blair: NYU is hell! Chuck: What do you expect from a place where men wear sandals?

Rufus: We weren’t expecting you! Lily: Well, CeCe’s feeling so much better, so I figured I’d surprise you … Serena, what are you doing…

Serena: This is not about cold feet. I’m not ready. I don’t know who I am. Lily: That’s why people go to college. To figure it out.

Blair: [to nerds] By the way, sandals are not shoes!

Vanessa: I’m just trying to wrap my head around the fact that my roommate is … Olivia Burke. Olivia: And mine’s Vanessa Abrams. Just…

KC: That was amazing. You’re like a diva whisperer. I’m KC, I’m Olivia’s publicist. Serena: Serena van der Woodsen. KC: I know. Do you go…

Nate: I can’t believe you didn’t get that girl’s number. Dan: How long is Bree in Texas? Because maybe she should edit your English…