Gossip Girl Quotes

Gossip Girl: Life isn’t a fairy tale, and happy endings are few and far between.

Olivia: I was just thinking, I didn’t really give you a chance to know both sides of me. And I guess I was wondering if you’d still want…

Serena: [to Dan] If you want to date Georgina, then more power to you. I would just check to see there’s not an ice pick under the bed.

Georgina: Judging by the size of the sock on the doorknob, I didn’t want to knock.

Chuck: You can’t outbid me. How do you expect to win? Blair: Your lack of focus.

Vanessa: Okay, fine, I understand, you can’t give out class schedules. But, please, I just need to know if he goes here. Registrar girl:…

Dan: You’re being pretty open-minded about this whole Georgina thing. Serena: Well, it’s just that I’ve never been more pleasantly…

Eric: Whoa, ’72 Bowie is a dead ringer for Shakira.

Serena and Vanessa: [to Dan] Please tell me it was Blair and not Georgina!

Serena: Dan? Dan: Oh. Of course. Serena: Did I just catch you on a walk of shame?