Gossip Girl Quotes

Nate: You’re not still thinking about that girl are you? Chuck: Her name is Elle. If you must know, I’m late for my chiropractor. Makes…

Blair: I have a friend on cyberspace who knows just what to do. XOXO.

Blair: (to Dan) The Ladies Room? I knew you and Serena were having problems, but I had no clue they were anatomical.

Blair: When the truth fails you, you have no choice but to abandon it. Make something up, idiots! With friends like these, who needs…

Gossip Girl: Every great leader knows, you don’t send your girls into the field unarmed. If we know Blair Waldorf, munitions are on their…

Miss Queller: New school policy. There will be no cell phone usage during school hours. Every morning before you enter the building you…

Blair: Never in my 16,982 hours of schooling have I ever been sentenced to detention.

Gossip Girl: While Upper East Siders are hitting the snooze button, Blair Waldorf had a rude awakening when the rooster crowed at dawn…

Gossip Girl: They say every action has an equal and opposite reaction, and once something is set on motion, it can’t help up to build a…

Gossip Girl: One thing is certain on the Upper East Side – what goes around, comes around.