Gossip Girl Quotes

Chuck: I don’t need your help. Stop trying to play the wife.

Rufus: They don’t want to meet. They don’t want us to contact them. Ever.

Blair: (reading the letter) Dear Son, I know I’ve always been hard on you— Chuck: True. Blair: —but my goal was always to prepare you…

Jack: Come out with me tonight. Blair: I told you I’m not interested. Jack: Didn’t seem that way on New Years. Blair: Whatever may have…

Blair: Morning Jack. Jack: Blair. Blair: Chuck asked me to come to the reading of the will for support. Jack: Only thing he’s going to…

Lily: I don’t want to spend another day yet another minute trapped in this hotel room scared that you are going to hate me forever……

Lawyer: Are you comfortable with this? Chuck: Curfew? Jack: None. Chuck: Girls sleeping over? Jack: Yes, please. Chuck: I’ll allow it.

Jack: Why would he leave Bass Industries to you, a teenager who can’t his pecker in his pants for more than 24 hours. Chuck: At least I…

Chuck: I owe you a lot, Jack, you saved my life when I didn’t want it to be saved. Jack: Well, you noticed that Thai waitress I was going…

Blair: It’s so hard finding obedient minions.