Gossip Girl Quotes

Serena: I don’t know if I can go away right now. My family is a disaster. My brother is lonely, my mother is losing it, and Chuck has…

Lily: We’re doing comfort food: nobody is comforted by a tuna tower.

Blair: [to Dorota] She is the loosest girl in class, don’t you know Chuck doesn’t like his fruit pre-picked?

Blair: Where did you find these people? Dorota: Facebook. I joined few groups!

Serena: I just thought sex was meaningful to you, that’s all. Dan: It is, especially when I haven’t had it in a while.

Penelope: Oh, hello, weird documentary girl. Vanessa: Oh, hello, sad Blair wannabe.

Blair: I have depths that [Chuck] will never plumb, but I know every inch of his soul.

Serena: Shouldn’t I give him a heads up or something? Blair: Oh, absolutely. Guys hate to be caught off guard by sex on the first date.

Lily: I never thought my life would turn out like this. I always tried to do the right thing!

Serena: There’s something I love about the Snowflake Ball. It reminds me of Anna Karenina, only by Anna Wintour.