Gossip Girl Quotes

Chuck: My plans for the evening just got hung up in customs.

Eleanor: This is your family now, get with the program and fast.

Bart: [to Eric] You might want to ask Jonathan what he was doing Friday night.

Blair: Remember, Serena doesn’t share! Serena: Remember, Blair should learn to.

Blair: A woman needs to be with a man who thinks of only her. Anything else is a non-starter. Tell him how you feel. DOROTA! More flour….

Blair: I am so glad to have the house to myself. Cyrus took my mother to dinner, god knows why. Where’s Warren Jeffs? Serena: He’s making…

Lily: Jenny, he’s your father and he loves you. So much. And at least for the next couple years, you belong at home with him. Jenny: Um,…

Lily: I saw your father today. Jenny: I had a feeling.

Dan: You know that thing in the Spring with Georgina? You two are getting serious. I’m sure you guys talked about that. Aaron: [pauses]…

Aaron: I just don’t see her as complicated … So would you say they’re cheddar people or are they more goaty? Dan: Mmm. Serena’s not…