Gossip Girl Quotes

Jenny: And yet another one bites the bust, Agnes. What is the matter with you?! This guy was our last chance! Agnes: Okay he totally…

Agent: Who do you imagine your client will be? Agnes: Girls like us- Jenny: Sophisticated girls with a bit of edge, and who can afford a…

Agent: You girls have been getting a lot of press. You’ve got talent. Who’s the designer? Jenny: It’s me. Agnes: And I’m the face of the…

Dan: I’m kinda over the writing thing, and I wanna see what else is out there. You’re easily the most successful person I know so I…

Serena: Plenty of women have been both lover and muse to famous artists. Like Picasso. Blair: Serena, a guy start’s out in his blue…

Blair: He’s totally unsuitable. Serena: Who? Blair: Cyrus. He’s five feet tall. He has a catchphrase. And he’s a hugger. I was expecting…

Blair: Serena, I called you like 10 times last night! Where have you been? Serena: I went to the dentist at lunch, and yesterday, I met…

Emma: They call him the de-virginator. Blair: Oh my God, stop your mouth from moving. Emma: But now that I finally have the night away…

Chuck: The only thing I like that aged is my Scotch. Emma: What, it’s old people? Blair told me it was all hot guys! Chuck: Sounds to me…

Serena: There are other schools besides Yale. Like Princeton. Blair: Princeton is a trade school.