Gossip Girl Quotes

Vanessa: I don’t believe this. I kept telling myself you were different than Blair and all the others, but you’re just as bad! Nate: It’s…

Blair: It’s a city-wide blackout, but we have candles. Everything’s going to be fine!

Gossip Girl: Sorry to break it to you B, but this party just went over… to the dark side.

Blair: Not that it’s any of your business, but Marcus and I have an amazing sex life. Chuck: Really? [pauses] What names does he call you…

Serena: [laughing awkwardly] What … was that? Dan: That was Gossip Girl.

Serena: I’m sorry, I’m not laughing. It’s just so obvious. You’re not over Blair. This is your body’s way of telling you! Chuck: I don’t…

Rufus: [to Vanessa] He’s not still reading one of those Dan and Serena should-be-or-shouldn’t-be threads is he?

Serena: Who was that? Chuck: A whiff of the Far East. Serena: Sometimes I envy you. Wait, what am I saying? You’re disgusting.

Serena: Why can’t you support me? Blair: Have you two talked about everything? The very real reasons you broke up last year? Serena:…

Blair: [about Marcus] You know he wasn’t pressured me about sex? Not once! [sad] Not once…