Gossip Girl Quotes

Serena: This is you. Just be yourself! Blair: [after being humiliated by Catherine] She made Waldorf rhyme with Spears! I may as well…

Gossip Girl: What’s this? Chuck’s date and Blair’s date are mother and son? And Nate and Blair are exes? And Nate and the mother are in a…

Blair: This party’s a complete bust. My whole life’s a bust.

Blair: I know you’re here with Chuck, and I can only imagine what he said about me. Limo sex, social torture, freshmen, blackmail. But I…

Blair: Duchess? I’m so sorry, for what I said about the botox. Your work is flawless.

Chuck: I thought you might like to meet my friend. Blair: Why, so she can warn me bout the effects of too much botox? Catherine: Blair,…

Dan: [to Serena, about Blair/Marcus] So, she actually refers to him as The Lord?

Catherine: Charles Bass? Chuck: [pauses] I’m sorry, I wasn’t expecting anyone so young… or so beautiful. Catherine: Just because I…

Nate: They’re obviously just trying to scare us to get me to rat out my Dad. Vanessa: You do know where he is, right? Nate: Yeah but… I…

Dan: I was just thinking about… this morning… on the bus … Serena: Yeah, we didn’t exactly stick to the plan, did we?