Gossip Girl Quotes

Eric: [about Chuck] He’s got a P.I. on speed-dial?!

Dan: I’ve tried not to think about her all summer. I was afraid that if I did, that … I’d see that I made a huge mistake. Rufus: Well,…

Katherine: Well Nathaniel, you have a choice. Either under the bed or out the window. Nate: Your husband? I thought he wasn’t going to…

Blair: Damn that mother Chucker! He’s totally right! I don’t even like James! Serena: Thank you. I was totally waiting for that.

Eric: [to Chuck] Yeah… ‘How Well Do You Know Blair Waldorf’ is a little boring to those of us who actually know Blair Waldorf.

Gossip Girl: Chuck Bass waiting for the Jitney. A dozen roses in one hand, his heart in the other. You know what they say: A man is a…

Gossip Girl: Ain’t karma a bitch? We know Blair Waldorf is.

Gossip Girl: Spotted: Blair Waldorf at Charles de Gaulle, homeward bound. What could possibly make Queen B abandon her two dads before…

Skank on Beach: Mister Chuck, is there anything you need caretaking of? Chuck: The only thing I need to take care of… is you. (looks at…

Serena: Blair will never forgive you for what you did to her. Chuck: Who told you that little piece of advice, your boyfriend Nate?…