Gossip Girl Quotes

Blair: (to Georgina) Haven’t you heard? I’m the crazy bitch around here.

Mr. Archibald: Wow! Clearly I missed something while I was away. A little advice, fellas: You’ve been friends a long time. Whoever she…

Chuck: You know, they say if you love something, you should set it free. Blair: Ugh! They say when you hate something, you should slam…

Blair: (kicks Chuck’s leg) Break a leg. Chuck: I think I just did.

Dan: Wait, don’t you all hate each other? Blair: Yes. Nate: Absolutely. Chuck: No.

Serena: Why are you here? Blair: Uh, I’m a big fan of Lincoln Hawk?

Serena: So where’s Georgina? Chuck: You’re out of luck, she just left. Serena: Where’s Dan? Chuck: I’m out of luck, he’s still here.

Nate: You know, why do I get the feeling you’re actually enjoying this? Chuck: Call me sentimental.

Gossip Girl: Spotted, B. and C. reunited to defend S.’s honor. With friends like these, who needs armies?

Vanessa: Nate Archibald, man of the people.