Gossip Girl Quotes

Isabel: [to Jenny] To think, I almost asked you to wear a matching dress tonight.

Man on Tape: You sure she’s going to be down for this? Georgina: It’s Serena, she’ll go down for anything.

Blair: [to Dan] It’s your brotherly duty to keep her from becoming the next Katie Holmes.

Jenny: Even you should know that jealousy clashes with L.L. Bean pants!

Isabel: Asher takes an unusually long time in the shower after lacrosse practice.

Blair: Right know Gossip Girl’s credibility is like Tinsley Mortimer’s after a few martinis.

Hazel: [to Jenny] Now you know how Vanessa Hudgens feels.

Isabel: I am so glad that Gossip Girl finally got her balls back — she was so turning into the new Page Six.

Blair: All that matters to someone like Jenny right now are the 4 Gs, Guys, Girlfriends and Gossip Girl.

Lily: When you revise the seating chart, don’t forget to place Mr. Spitzer as far away from Serena’s table as possible.