Gossip Girl Quotes

Chuck: So I thought I’d bring some luxury across the river. Brooklyn needs it. It’s all bars, bakeries and babies. No hotel in sight….

Gossip Girl: Good morning, Sleepyheads. Looks like “dream until your dreams come true” wasn’t such a good idea after all.

Gossip Girl: But in a land where the best castles come with a view of the park, it’s important to remember— Blair: Mom? I’m sorry to…

Dan: How’d it go with the band? Rufus: You’re looking at Panic’s next producer. Dan: What? That’s great! What’d you do? Rufus: I did what…

Blair: I’ve seen all the movies, Louis. If you don’t get engaged to someone they want then they’ll find a way to make sure you never…

Blair: Louis made me happy. Happy. Do you know the last time I felt joy? Chuck had brought me into his darkness for so long I had…

Blair: In all my years of public humiliation—which, let’s face it, are many—that was the absolute worst. Serena: Well maybe Louis…

Blair: Chuck, go home! Chuck: Match, Blair. You proved that you can score a prince. Okay, I admit you made me jealous. Now let’s go back…

Blair: Countess Alexia. So lovely to meet you. And how is your uncle, the Viscount? I heard he gave up his chair at the University over…

Charlie: Okay, caviar and paté should be out soon. I just need to check one thing with the sommelier. Eric: Ah, there’s a sommelier!…