Gossip Girl Quotes

Louis: I do need to tell you something. I didn’t tell you before because I didn’t want to scare you away. It may be too much. Blair: Too…

Nate: It’s four o’clock. It’s smoking jacket hour, man. Why are you still in your robe? Is everything okay? Chuck: Peachy. Nate: Oh come…

Dan: Well hello Jeeves. Rufus: We’re watching Downton Abbey. Edwardian social dramas apparently require crumpets.

Blair: This afternoon we’re going to church so I can be photographed being pious. I must find my pillbox hat! Je suis très heureux.

Blair: If you’ll excuse me, there’s a tart in my room I’d rather attend to. Serena: Blair, this fight between us has gotten out of hand…

Gossip Girl: But while the beast locked himself in a tower of ennui, the girl found herself a prince. His name?

Gossip Girl: Once upon a time in the land called Upper East, a beautiful girl met a beast.

Eric: Acting like Blair is never going to work for anyone but Blair.

Dorota: Where he staying? Royal or no, Vanya go over there, do some damage Eastern European style.

Gossip Girl: But it turns out the Queen’s helper is the one B should fear.