Gossip Girl Quotes

Gossip Girl: Hey Upper East Siders. Word is that B is headed for a secret rendezvous. Questions is with who?

Charlie: Okay, so the idea is that we search the Gossip Girl archives for evidence of Dan and Blair sneaking around so you know for sure…

Louis: Bonjour Blair. C’est Louis. Did you get the package I sent you? Blair: Of course I did. Although I must say I was a bit surprised….

Dorota: This say “sexy and smart.” Blair: No. It says “let’s skip dinner and make a sex tape.” Keep looking.

Rufus: Speaking of fights, where do things stand with you and Vanessa? Have you guys talked? Dan: Yes. Only to reiterate the fact that we…

Rufus: Thanks for the movies. You want to come over later and join us for some screenings? Dan: Um… you know what, I might have a…

Serena: Hey Mom. We’re back from our tour of the best pastry shops in Manhattan. Charlie: I did a Linzer tart taste test. Eric: I had…

Gossip Girl: Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. But ask any Upper East Side girl to show you her most prized possession and we bet the…

Nate: Single malt for breakfast? Chuck: Takes the edge off the coke.

Minion: What’s more important than school?