Gossip Girl Quotes

Dan: I mean, it was just once. And it was weird. Eric: Oh I would expect so. Yes. Dan: But weird, good? Like “Wow, that’s weird this is…

Dan: You swear not to tell anyone? Or laugh? Eric: Ah, I’ll take your secret to my grave, but laughter is an uncontrollable bodily…

Eric: Thank you for letting me hide out here. I just needed a time out from my mom and my grandma and my dad and… your dad. Dan: Oh…

Cece: Oh darling! Oh you look lovely in your mug shot. It was smart of you to turn yourself in so you could make sure your hair was done….

Serena: [on Blair] I think her “powerful woman” path hit a roadblock, and you know how important that is to her.

Chuck: How are things with William? Serena: Well if I cut everyone out of my life who made a mistake I wouldn’t have anyone left. Chuck:…

Serena: Aren’t you coming over for brunch? Chuck: Lily thought it would be complicated enough without me. Serena: What, my grandmother,…

Nate: You okay? Raina: It’s surreal. Everything happening to Lily is because of my dad, and I kind of feel like it’s all my fault. Nate:…

Blair: Turn that off! And leave me alone, Dorota. I’ve taken to my bed. Dorota: I thought hearing someone has life worse than yours would…

Damien: A little bit of danger is what makes life worth living.