Gossip Girl Quotes

Blair: There are philanthropic positions to procure, as well as relations to nurture. Yet with science so woefully behind in cloning…

Penelope: You called us here to Skype? Blair: No. I called you in to W. But apparently someone thought that stood for “Waldorf.”

Serena: Okay, I try not to meddle in Dorota’s duties, but don’t you think you’re taking it a bit too far? Blair: Marie Antoinette,…

Eric: I wished for chills on my birthday but not thanks to the flu. Well, looks like I’ll be ushering in adulthood with warm tea and flat…

Serena: I should get going too. I agreed to a détente with my mom so I could help plan Eric’s eighteenth birthday party. And I can’t…

Serena: Sorry if we kept you up last night. We were playing Scrabble. Ben: She fell asleep to avoid losing. Dan: Since when do you enjoy…

Gossip Girl: Mick, Keith and their questionably-costumed cohorts said, “You can’t always get what you want.” But that doesn’t mean it’s…

Gossip Girl: Whatever your Valentine’s Day brings, never forget that some years, it’s a massacre. XOXO —Gossip Girl.

Eric: I got more hugs tonight from strangers than my grandma doled out in her entire life.

Blair: My point is, paranoia can save your life. Dan: Oh, so she was supposed to know her husband was going to sell their firstborn to a…