Gossip Girl Quotes

Eric: Who do you want to spend Valentine’s Day with? Dan: Blair. No, it’s not… no no no, It’s not like that. I need her help with…

Eric: I have a hot date with a vehicle filled with hot meals. I would feel sorry for myself except I am delivering food to people too…

Eric: Hey, thanks for meeting me. Dan: I’m surprised my dad and Lily let you out of the house, even for food. Eric: Oh, well it might…

Chuck: Do you actually know why your father hates mine? I always assumed it was a business deal gone bad, but maybe there’s more to it….

Blair: As you can see, I don’t have time to read faux-ticles by wannabe writers. Dan: Blair. Please. I’ll apply for another internship if…

Serena: Blair still has feelings for Chuck so… if she follows you around on Valentine’s Day she’s gonna be hurt. And if she finds out I…

Serena: So you sound pretty excited about tomorrow. Loke maybe it’s not just another night of hanging out with Chuck, business-as-usual….

Chuck: Russell didn’t become a billionaire by making money-losing decisions. Nate: Look, you told me he had an issue with Bart, right? So…

Gossip Girl: Uh oh. B’s in for a shock when she finds out what she thought was as fake as a CZ is actually as real as Harry Winston.

Serena: Blair has to follow a socialite around on Valentine’s Day. It’s for work. She figured you wouldn’t mind since everything with…