Grand Hotel Quotes

Gigi: Caro, he embarrassed you at your wedding. He punched Santiago in the face. He’s a little bit of a… Yoli: Douchebag, jackass, uh…

Jason: You mean you want me to tattle on him? Why do you keep asking me to do that? Mrs. P: ‘Cause you’re so good at it baby.

Byron: Sorry but your sister is fire. I mean, you should have seen all the butter faces I had to swipe left on, but for you, I’d swipe…

Santiago: So, you did this for me? Gigi: Santiago I did this for us. Santiago: Ay dios mio. After all these years, you still know how to…

Byron: Were you always this hot or did you have some work done? Carolina: No, I’ve always been this hot.

Mateo: Uh, this event, what is it really? Teresa: When you ask me questions like that is it any wonder I don’t trust you anymore?

Javi: So how did you keep him here for a week without anybody seeing him? Carolina: There’s this weird abandoned room on the sixth floor…

Marissa: Please don’t tell anyone. No one knows outside of my family. Yoli: Well, I guess that makes me your family now.

Yoli: Can we talk? Marissa: Not if it’s about your dad. Yoli: You’ve been acting weird since he got here. Marissa: It’s not every day…

Teresa: Oh come on, boys, don’t make me get out a ruler and start measuring.