Grand Hotel Quotes

Santiago: I’m trying to make you better. I don’t mean to sound harsh but the service today it’s slacking. Jason: Just like our bonuses?

Malcom: You’re here to work not pick up girls, ok? Javi: Yeah, I just didn’t realize how this toolbelt would be such catnip for the…

Gigi: Santiago needs us today, so you both are gonna be working and not on your tans. Carolina, you’ll take the restaurant, Yoli the spa….

Alicia: Half of the staff called in sick so whatever they have must be contagious. Mrs. P: It’s not the flu, it’s a revolt. Gigi: A what?…

Javi: Hey, you’re cutting me off? Santiago: That’s right. It’s time I stop treating you like a child now that you’re having one of your…

Alicia: You’re gonna be a dad. Awww. Javi: No, no, no. Don’t awww. This whole situation is pretty much a giant disaster. Alicia: No, I…

Danny: So, what does the staff manual say about an employee drinking in a seedy dive bar with his boss. Alicia: I don’t know, I’ve never…

Jason: Now, I am gonna enjoy Ingrid’s company. Danny: You sure about that? Jason: I, am gonna die alone.

Alicia: You know what Gigi, I have eyes, so I get what my father sees in you, but honestly I have no idea what my mother ever did. How…

El Rey: I need a motorcycle. Let me explain, it’s a long walk to the stage, and I need to save my energy before the show baby. Alicia:…