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Marshall proposed to Lily who says yes which prompts Ted to begin his journey to find his wife.  Ted meets Robin, who he thinks is the one, but screws up a good date by telling her he loves her on the first date.

Show:
How I Met Your Mother
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1

How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

Narrator Ted: It was like something from an old movie, where the sailor sees the girl across the crowded dance floor, turns to his buddy and says, "See that girl? I'm gonna marry her someday."
Ted: Hey Barney, see that girl?
Barney: Oh yeeeahh, you just know she likes it dirty. Go say hi.

Barney: Lesson one, lose the goatee, it doesn't go with your suit.
Ted: I'm not wearing a suit.
Barney: Lesson two, get a suit. Suits are cool, exhibit A. [points to his own suit] Lesson three, don't even think about getting married til you're thirty.