Law & Order: SVU Quotes

Rollins: Jessie has a teddy bear more threatening than this guy. Benson: We don’t know what he was like 50 years ago.

Grandson: This is kabookie. Even if you prosecuted him, it wouldn’t stand up in court.

Rollins: Did you rape her, Leonard? Maxwell: We made love. In the kitchen. It was beautiful. But Maddie felt so guilty she said we should…

Maxwell: Ah, Maddie. She made me feel alive. She was so sweet, so beautiful. Rollins: Sounds like you had a thing for her. Maxwell: I…

Christine: She’s not usually like this. Did something happen? Rollins: Well, she wasn’t raped yesterday. I don’t know how or when, but…

Rollins: Okay, the thing is, you work with someone for seven years, you expect a goodbye.

Rollins: You’re a good daughter. Christine: Am I? Did I do it for her, or did I do it for me? She’s my mom. I feel like I put her in an…

Carisi: I’m gonna need a list of your employees. Nursing Home Director: They’ve all been screened. Carisi: I still need to see them, just…

Nurse: Perfect timing. Woman: Oh no, I took that already. Nurse: No, that was yesterday. Woman:Yesterday? Nurse: Yes. Yesterday was…

Benson: I thought we were like family. So why do I have to hear this from Dodds? Fin: Dodds has a big mouth.