Law & Order: SVU Quotes

Connie: I am doing whatever I can to protect my son. Just like you would do. What you did. That gang case? Benson: So you follow the…

Fin: Dude had his head on Mommy’s boobs?

Fin: Mommy was pissed. Benson: That wasn’t anger, Fin. That was jealousy.

Mona: I’m no one’s fawn. I don’t care if I lose my job. I want this bastard charged with rape.

Benson: It’s nice to see Muncy and Churlish getting along. Fin: Don’t get too excited. They’re the only ones here.

Woman: I have always cared about your happiness. Man: Then why do I feel like an eel who is floundering around the bottom of a boat and…

Bruno: You know what the secret to life is? Churlish: No, why don’t you explain it to me? Bruno: The secret to life is coming to peace…

Churlish: [Bars are] the place where men meet women and women meet the person most l likely to murder them.

Velasco: I’ve been making progress on that guy we talked about. Benson: Your friend who murdered some people? Velasco: Yeah, Chili….

Muncy: Why did you get divorced? Abby: I thought he’d change. He thought I wouldn’t.