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By Jack Ori

Jessica: What can I do for you, Rodney? Rodney: Go to dinner with me tomorrow. Jessica: I’m working. Rodney: Forget dinner then. Marry me.

By Jack Ori

Cook: Will you take the blue pill of political correctness or the red pill? Carisi: What’s in the red pill? Cook: Truth. Like, perhaps it…

By Jack Ori

Beth: What’s my mission, Lieutenant? Benson: To heal.

By Jack Ori

Benson: You didn’t do anything wrong. Beth: I respectfully disagree, ma’am. As a Ranger i’m taught to be strong and never do anything…

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Benson: I think we can both agree that the top priority should be what’s in Beth’s best interest. Danforth: So she’ll be listed as a Jane…

By Jack Ori

Carisi: Now Mickey I’m gonna have to ask you some personal questions. It’s standard procedure. Mickey: Okay. Carisi: Did you and Beth…