Law & Order: SVU Quotes

Benson: This phone does not have lasers in it, I promise you.

Charlie: If you can live on this planet and not be emotionally disturbed, then you’re not a human.

Charlie: That would be true, if I was here.

Caresi: You can’t unscrew the top of a salt shaker, and then be surprised when it spills on the table.

Caresi: Perry’s mom, wow. The boyfriend’s got his hands full with that one.

Amaro: So our suspects Bigfoot, and our Jane Doe’s still a Jane Doe.

Caresi: Yeah, unless her parents are the ones that left her here.

Evie: At least here, when I say stop, they stop.

Dodds: If you want to change policy, get into politics.

Benson: Chief. My office? Dodds: Unless you want your whole squad to hear this.