Law & Order: SVU Quotes

Burton: Have I pursued women? Yes. You know what it used to be called? Seduction, not rape!

Burton: Is she okay? Did you talk her down? Benson: No, Burton, I didn’t talk her down. I listened to her.

Ian: My parents called the cops. I ran home. They took me to St. Lukes and I got 12 stitches. Burton: And the cops still thought you did…

Low: An ADA, a geneticist. Your ex-detectives go places. Benson: I wish they wouldn’t. As my mother used to say, everyone always leaves.

Warner: Once an SVU detective, always an SVU detective.

Amaro: I work in forensic DNA. Benson: Cold cases. That’s a good fit for you.

Noah: If your mom was still alive, how old would she be? Benson: Serena would be 77. Noah: Wow. And you were already a detective when she…

Carisi: Either this will be tried in the court of Tik Tok or a court of law.

Judge: I would advise your clients not to litigate this on social media. Tik Tok, Youtube, whatever tube. Bail is set at 1 million dollars.

Carisi: The boys lawyered up already? Benson: They’re 21 and make more in a day than we make in a year, combined. What do you think?