Law & Order: SVU Quotes

Kat: I know the job is not supposed to be easy, but it’s the first day where it just feels… wrong. Rollins: That’s part of the job too….

Paulie: You nuts? It’s bad enough that I ratted out Catalina, but Howard? That man’s gonna be President someday. He’s got a machine to…

McGrath: I’d like to put a UC on this. Benson: Sir, Howard is going to a fundraiser tonight and we have two CIs on it. McGrath: Still….

[Fin and Kat watch a press conference led by their perps.] Fin: Nothing as bad as white people congratulating themselves.

Rollins: They get anything on the driver? Benson: THey’re looking into it, but they think it was a hit and run. Fin: Who knew exactly how…

Benson: They want me to get an MRI, but who has time for that? Carisi: No. You have to see an orthopedist. You don’t mess around with a…

Carisi: I don’t know… someone can see us. Rollins: It’s the courthouse at 10 o’clock. It’s not like the cleaning crew’s gonna care.

Stabler: They make a great couple. How did they meet? Benson: She’s a cop. She was Fin’s first partner.

Garland: I also got a call from my dad. He’s retired but he’s still in touch with some guys on the job. The Old Guard wants to take me…

Benson: A conspiracy this big, either Marcado is willfully ignorant or she’s involved. Garland: There’s no way she’s involved in this. If…