Law & Order: SVU Quotes

Rollins: The DMV is more user friendly than these dating apps.

Jill: I just realized what happened. I was raped last night and they arrested me.

Benson: I had a whole speech prepared, but you are being promoted to Detective Second Grade. Rollins: Really? I didn’t think that was…

Garland: It’s not the first time I’ve been cast out. I’m used to it. Fin: Don’t take it personal. There’s a reason they call them a…

Laura: The photos are fake! You have to tell them! Garland: What about the payments? $250,000! I can’t make this go away! Laura: Then our…

Chase: The separation of the payments was Sister Sherry’s idea. I don’t recall this last one. I’d say to ask her but we all know you…

Garland: He’s protesting way too much. He asked me to give him my word I’d keep him in the loop. Benson: I’m so sorry. Garland: So am I….

Rollins: I know you’re new here but… Kat: I’m not that new. Rollins: Something happened here and it wasn’t spiritual.

Benson: Because I trust you and the community trusts you, I might need your help with this. Garland: Okay. In this case, Laura Chase…

Carisi: We got a tip about a sexual predator. Garland: This couldn’t wait? Rollins: The informant was worried about whether your would…