Law & Order: SVU Quotes

Benson: You want me to shame a celebrity into coming out of the closet so you can publicize the case?

Guy: I don’t like tourists. Rollins: What does that mean? Guy: Honey, he’s so far in the closet he’s gone past Narnia.

Fin: What’s the new Dep Chief’s deal? Benson: He’s young, he’s new, he’s Ivy League educated. Fin: So why’s he a cop?

Ken: I shouldn’t even be telling you this much, but these men have wives. Fin: They’re on the down low. That’s why he’s targeting them….

Benson [on phone]: Fin. I just heard from Mercy Hospital. Another black male, gay, tased. Fin: Did he report? Benson: No. Fin: What are…

Fin: Okay. I see what you did there. You stay out of the way and just let the vic talk. Therapist: Yes. Sometimes this can bring up…

Benson: Tell me about your family. Reagan: So this is what this is about? You’re mad because I exaggerated a few details? So what? Real…

Benson: Reagan, you didn’t want to go to Mount Siani. Can you tell me why? Reagan: My fiance is doing his residency there. Benson: So…

Reagan: Well that sucked. Benson: I’m so sorry. Reagan: It’s not your fault. I hate when people say that. Can I go home?

Fin: Here she is. Hey Captain! Rollins: Do we throw you a party? Benson: That isn’t necessary. And if you really want to make me happy,…