Law & Order: SVU Quotes

Stone: The lowest I can go is Man 2. Lawyer: What are you offering? Stone: 2 years, 1 probation. Lawyer: You’ve got to be kidding….

Howard: Has your blood ever boiled, Mr. Stone? She was only thirteen.

Howard: This is what Mackenzie wants. Rollins: Mackenzie’s a child. She doesn’t know what she wants.

Dreyfus: I would think a couple of detectives would see through high school gossip.

Benson: What else can you remember? MacKenzie: Why? Benson: Because under the law, what he did might have been rape.

Howard: This is my fault, right? Carisi: You can’t lock them in their rooms, Mr. Howard. Howard: Why not?

Doctor: When we brought the girl in she was hysterical. Benson: Okay. Did she say why? Doctor: We tried to give her something to calm her…

Rollins: Kitty isn’t your mom. Benson: She might as well be. You know, once when I was 15, I heard her on the phone, telling somebody,…

Benson: They’re both liars.

Lana: I’m getting married today, and if I’m lucky I’ll get pregnant tonight.