Law & Order: SVU Quotes

Benson: Does Nikki Staines have a point? Should we be looking at one of our own for this?

Carisi: So you really expect us to believe that someone in our department drugged you and assaulted you just to steal your phone?…

Carisi: I understand she’s the victim, but I’d rather be on the side of someone who’s not suing our department for 50 mil. Benson: Okay,…

Cop: White female, 40s, says she was assaulted. She was pretty out of it but she asked us to call SVU. Fin: That’s Nikki Staines….

Dodds: Detective. Sergeant. Am I allowed to say how wonderful you look tonight? Benson: Only if you say the same to Fin and Carisi.

Benson: Two hours of glad handling the brass. I am so ready to go home and put my feet up and watch TV.

Rollins: I have blue eyes. Benson: Congratulations. Rollins: Al has blue eyes. So Billy has blue eyes. Benson: If I remember my high…

Benson: So two kids are kidnapped. One of them is dead. And we have a legal system that can’t do anything about it? What the hell are we…

Mrs. Mauer: Here’s some Latin for you. Like father, like son. Maybe Emerson took after his old man. Carisi: Did you just throw your son…

Emerson’s Mom: This is harassment! I’m gonna sue you! Fin: You wouldn’t be the first.